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With his social life at a standstill, Drew signs up with a dating consultant.

Drew and Mimi (Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney) plot to stop Drew's college-bound cousin from dating Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson).

Frankie and Mike consider trading the burdens of homeownership for apartment living; Axl fakes sickness to get out of a test; Sue and Brad put together a skit about the dangers of texting and drinking while driving; Brick quotes Shakespeare.

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Drew is put in charge of the store while the boss is away and eliminates the practice of firing employees.

Drew forges a friendship with a handywoman after his breakup with Nicki.

With his social life at a standstill, Drew signs up with a dating consultant.

Drew and Mimi (Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney) plot to stop Drew's college-bound cousin from dating Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson).

When Molly starts writing multiple drafts of her book, she starts to irritate Mike and the rest of the family.

When Mike's flirtations with a rookie police officer are met with reciprocation, he begins to feel guilty.

Frankie discovers that Axl hasn't studied for his quickly approaching PSATs; Sue tries out for cheerleading; Mike tries to help Brick toughen up.

Frankie and Mike consider trading the burdens of homeownership for apartment living; Axl fakes sickness to get out of a test; Sue and Brad put together a skit about the dangers of texting and drinking while driving; Brick quotes Shakespeare.

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

Drew is put in charge of the store while the boss is away and eliminates the practice of firing employees.

Drew forges a friendship with a handywoman after his breakup with Nicki.

When Molly starts writing multiple drafts of her book, she starts to irritate Mike and the rest of the family.

When Mike's flirtations with a rookie police officer are met with reciprocation, he begins to feel guilty.

With his social life at a standstill, Drew signs up with a dating consultant.

Drew and Mimi (Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney) plot to stop Drew's college-bound cousin from dating Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson).

Frankie discovers that Axl hasn't studied for his quickly approaching PSATs; Sue tries out for cheerleading; Mike tries to help Brick toughen up.

Frankie and Mike consider trading the burdens of homeownership for apartment living; Axl fakes sickness to get out of a test; Sue and Brad put together a skit about the dangers of texting and drinking while driving; Brick quotes Shakespeare.

Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation.

Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist.

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

Officers add charges to a woman's lengthy rap sheet and stumble upon a hair-raising package from Malaysia.

Officers are stumped by a backpacker carrying photos of his criminal activities; an American band gets caught in a jam.

Staff confront an American soldier running scared; a British woman causes confusion with her bag of tricks.

Hidden compartments in a traveler's backpack raise red flags; the discovery of a deadly weapon leaves mail center workers stunned.

Officers look for a message in a bottle; a lack of papers land a group of LA rappers in the doghouse; a young man receives a wake-up call.

Officers add charges to a woman's lengthy rap sheet and stumble upon a hair-raising package from Malaysia.

On the day of Danica and Kate's wedding a sudden storm strands the wedding guests on a Muskoka island; a plane crash and a wounded pilot unravel a mystery involving buried treasure and mistaken identities.

Under the lights of a midway, Shade and Angie stumble upon the body of a carnival worker and are immersed in the world of traveling carnies, a psychic and a ring of thieves.

Something very strange is happening at Xavier Academy; the day-to-day goings-on of Gerry and the rest of the staff have been completely reversed.

After winning the city championship, Gerry thinks he'll get Coach of the Year; Callaghan makes an announcement; Frank is determined to help Jimmy find a career.

Gerry is forced to sub at an inner-city school; the Xavier staff fears Robert is having a nervous breakdown; Ted decides to hang out for the day.

Gerry's new educational assistant, Marty, becomes a source of irritation in the classroom when he challenges Gerry's authority.

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Frankie has a difficult time describing herself during a job interview; Sue dispenses unwanted advice to Axl and his bandmates; Brick joins the Prairie Scouts.

Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

George helps Ernie lose weight, so Mel Powers will not fire him.

Mike's feelings are hurt when Molly is nervous about him attending a celebration hosted by her publisher.

During a road trip to Peggy's hometown, Molly arranges a surprise reunion between Peggy and her estranged sister (Margo Martindale); Mike and Vince bond as they try to repair a water heater.

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Drew (Drew Carey) tries to create a new identity for himself when he finds out he's still listed as deceased. With Diedrich Bader and Christa Miller.

Drew (Drew Carey) gets jealous when Kate (Christa Miller) begins dating a handsome paramedic; Drew and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) try to end their feud.

Suddenly, Chuck cannot flash data, so he is left behind when Shaw, Casey and Sarah go on a mission, but he gets into a sticky situation back at the base.

Jane and Maura investigate a warehouse fire; Gabriel Dean hopes to rekindle his relationship with Jane.

Jane and Maura's friendship is strained after the shooting of Maura's biological father; Jane's relationship with Agent Dean is exposed.

Babish's questioning of Toby convinces him that he should retain counsel; Josh must make tough decisions as he tries to bolster the Santos campaign.

When a third party raises the issue of abortion, it brings unwanted attention to both Santos' and Vinick's stance.

Suddenly, Chuck cannot flash data, so he is left behind when Shaw, Casey and Sarah go on a mission, but he gets into a sticky situation back at the base.

Jane and Maura investigate a warehouse fire; Gabriel Dean hopes to rekindle his relationship with Jane.

Jane and Maura's friendship is strained after the shooting of Maura's biological father; Jane's relationship with Agent Dean is exposed.

Babish's questioning of Toby convinces him that he should retain counsel; Josh must make tough decisions as he tries to bolster the Santos campaign.

When a third party raises the issue of abortion, it brings unwanted attention to both Santos' and Vinick's stance.

Suddenly, Chuck cannot flash data, so he is left behind when Shaw, Casey and Sarah go on a mission, but he gets into a sticky situation back at the base.

An accidental detour leads two Canadians to a dead-end; an ornate frame holds more than just a picture; a man is suspected of money laundering.

An American traveler has trouble recalling his hazy past; bad decisions may keep a rugby player off the pitch; a bag is found in a restricted area.

A traveler's belongings raise repeated alarms; a man's reasons for studying in Canada may not be academic; an American couple make the move to Alaska.

A currency dog sniffs out thousands in undeclared cash; an aspiring actor can't keep track of the plot; officers arrest a wanted burglar.

An American's trip to Alaska heads south; officers suspect a convicted drug dealer is taking his business north; a ship containing weapons is searched.

An accidental detour leads two Canadians to a dead-end; an ornate frame holds more than just a picture; a man is suspected of money laundering.

During her recovery from an injury, Angie hears someone threatened from her hospital room while under the influence of a drug; no one believes her.

At Angie's high school reunion, she drags Shade along so she doesn't have to confront her ex-BFF, Jada Berry, alone; after a body ends up on the dance floor, it's up to the PE crew to solve the mysterious murder.

Gerry is asked to coach the wrestling tournament and promises to bring home trophies; Simon discovers his Jewish roots; Frank breaks up with Lisa.

Gerry sells One Direction merchandise then finds out the band is in town; the teachers look for excuses to avoid room 207A; Frank's expenditures are questioned.

Gerry is promoted to full-time teacher and quickly realizes he has full-time responsibilities.

Gerry vows to get retribution against former Olympic champion Donovan Bailey.

Frankie tries to make Sue appear more popular on Facebook; Frankie's dad (Jerry Van Dyke) makes Mike listen to long-winded life stories; Brick and Axl try to create a viral video.

Frankie tells the kids what she wants for Mother's Day so one of them can clue in Mike; after repeatedly failing the driving test, Sue feels resentful when her friends get their licenses; Axl receives stunning news from Cassidy.

Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

Peggy is thrilled when Kay (Kathy Bates) comes back to town; Molly looks for a way to lift Kay's spirits; Carl and Mike work crowd control at a public breastfeeding rally.

For the first time, Mike meets his aunt Rosemary (Margo Martindale) and is smitten with her warmth and positive attitude.

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Drew (Drew Carey) tries to stop Lewis (Ryan Stiles) from going to hell based on what he believes to be a coma-induced prophecy. Guest stars Gary Coleman, Jimmie Walker, Kim Fields and Thea Vidale.

Drew hires Oswald to help him arrange personal deliveries of the store's Easter baskets, a decision he soon regrets.

Chuck and Sarah must break Casey out of jail and clear his name after he inadvertently commits treason; Ellie gets her dream fellowship.

Tension mounts between Jane and Maura; Jane and Maura investigate the death of a college student; Angela is upset by Frankie Sr.'s news.

Maura meets a man in an unusual way; Jane has mixed emotions when someone from her past returns.

Presidential candidates Rep. Matt Santos and Sen. Arnold Vinick debate.

Santos visits a black family whose child was killed by a Latino police officer; C.J. tries to mitigate a crisis between China and Kazakhstan.

Chuck and Sarah must break Casey out of jail and clear his name after he inadvertently commits treason; Ellie gets her dream fellowship.

Tension mounts between Jane and Maura; Jane and Maura investigate the death of a college student; Angela is upset by Frankie Sr.'s news.