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Jim becomes the prey of a 40-pound psychotic turkey named Angry Pete during a Thanksgiving hunt with Andy.

Cheryl's doctor puts sex off-limits until the time is right for conception; Jim eats crow to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).

Vanessa thinks Eve should be more supportive of having a woman president; Mike and Mandy wonder what they have in common.

When Boyd is suspended from school, Mike wants Ryan to look into private schools; Kristin and Kyle are faced with a raccoon in the Outdoor Man restaurant.

Mike looks forward to spending alone time in the garage with his new 1967 Impala, but the car's previous owner keeps showing up with uninvited advice; Vanessa lets Eve go to a music festival, angering Mandy.

When Jim gets into an accident with a department store Santa, an altercation ensues that leaves his on-looking kids fearing Santa will not bring them any gifts.

Jim, a superstitious sports fan, comes to believe that his former neighbors, the Devlins, bring good luck to the Bulls.

Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he did not want to hire but learns something about Cheryl instead, prompting her to buy a camera of her own.

To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant and tries to teach Dana's date to do the same, but the lesson backfires when Dana fears her new beau is paranoid and possessive.

Cheryl claims to like men who aren't afraid to cry, but when Jim bursts into tears after a movie, she is surprised to find herself turned off by his sensitivity.

When Cheryl cooks for Dana and her boyfriend, she lets him believe that Dana actually did the cooking.

Cheryl offers to let Dana wear her wedding dress, unaware that the gown was destroyed in a fiery sports celebration years earlier.

An attractive woman's suggestion leads Jim to grow a mustache, much to the dismay of Cheryl, who retaliates by coloring her hair.

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) must make a parenting decision when Mark (Taran Noah Smith) is accused of stealing a knife.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) plays matchmaker and introduces Wilson (Earl Hindman) to one of her professors (Beth Dixon).

The Taylor family stays at a resort for the wedding of Jill's (Patricia Richardson) cousin. With Tim Allen.

Tim (Tim Allen) must choose between his career and friendship when his new boss (guest star Charlie Robinson) wants to ax Al (Richard Karn).

Frankie convinces the family to host a Japanese foreign exchange student to expose him to American life; the Hecks get frustrated when the student shows no interest in the family.

Frankie is excited about being invited to a neighborhood Halloween party; Sue finds out that the Rev. TimTom is hosting a Halloween event at church; Axl and his friends go to an exclusive haunted house party; Brick chooses a unique costume.

On his ninth birthday, Brick wants to hear the true story about the day he was born; Axl's new manager at the movie theater is attractive but dumb, leading him to wonder if her attractiveness trumps her incompetence.

Brick pleads with Frankie to leave him home alone when she runs errands; Mike overhears Sue's friend insult his daughter; Axl tries to grow a beard for the football playoffs.

When Andy decides to learn how to dance for his sister's wedding, he turns to Jim -- a closet dancer -- for lessons.

In order to avoid going to an opera with Cheryl, Jim asks an elderly widower to be her escort.

Jim is dismayed when he has to drive Gracie to spelling bee tournaments all over the state.

Jim is shocked to learn that his recently deceased friend will be buried with a rare baseball card he stole from Jim.

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Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he did not want to hire but learns something about Cheryl instead, prompting her to buy a camera of her own.

To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant and tries to teach Dana's date to do the same, but the lesson backfires when Dana fears her new beau is paranoid and possessive.

The Conners relish national cheeseball day as a family; Harris falls behind in her work duties at the Lunch Box; Darlene and Ben must figure out how to spend time together despite their two separate schedules.

Dan gets asked to write an article for a hardware magazine, making Ben long for his days as a writer; Jackie inserts herself into Louise's run for the school board when her retirement leads to too much free time.

Bob is surprised when Abishola's medical school plans include going to Baltimore -- with or without him.

Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka; Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu.

Tim spends a sleepless night watching his favorite

Visiting relatives cause problems for Jill, Tim and Al (Patricia Richardson, Tim Allen, Richard Karn).

Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) must make a parenting decision when Mark (Taran Noah Smith) is accused of stealing a knife.

Jill (Patricia Richardson) plays matchmaker and introduces Wilson (Earl Hindman) to one of her professors (Beth Dixon).

Gracie's recent misbehavior makes Jim think she is lying about a friend giving her a new video game.

Jim's sister (Jennifer Coolidge) shows up on his doorstep -- pregnant.

Andy resents a wealthy client (Nana Visitor), then ends up dating her.

Jim is unable to transport the girls' papier-mâché grizzly bear to school because he lost his truck in an arm-wrestling match and refuses to ask for it back.

When Mike and Chuck decide to spend Halloween watching football instead of passing out candy, their wives decide to prank them; Kyle dresses up as Ed.

Mike has a difficult time treating Kristin like an employee rather than his daughter; Kyle and Mandy hope Ed wants their help rekindling his romance with Wendi.

When Eve's annoying friend needs a place to stay, Mike tries to pawn her off on someone else; conflict ensues after Kristin asks Mandy to design new uniforms for the Outdoor Man Grill.

Vanessa is upset when Eve doesn't want to participate in a holiday tradition; Kristin learns that Mandy is lying about where she and Kyle will be on Thanksgiving.

When the Glossners steal Sue's car, the Hecks, along with the Donahues and Bill Norwood, declare an all-out war.

Dr. Fulton calls Frankie and Mike into his office to inform them that Brick and Cindy have been making out all over school; Sue attempts to work up the courage to tell Sean how much she likes him.

Dr. Goodwin shows his dark side when Frankie fails to deliver the peanut brittle he purchased; Axl is tired of Mike's advice; Axl attempts to trade in the Winnebago; Frankie swears something mysterious is flying through the house.

Frankie forces Brick to ask Cindy to the prom; Lexie talks a clueless Axl into giving Sue a belated 21st birthday present; Mike is frustrated by a new TV remote.

Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) fights with his brothers in an apparent bid for Tim's (Tim Allen) attention.

At Thanksgiving dinner, Wilson announces that he is moving away.

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Jill (Patricia Richardson) almost spoils Tim's (Tim Allen) chance at getting his hot rod featured in a major magazine.

Mike uses Chuck's injury as an excuse to get out of yoga class with Vanessa; Kristin and Ryan, and Mandy and Kyle each believe the other couple is jealous of their relationship.

Mandy gets jealous after Mike spends time with Ryan at a marketing retreat; Ed attempts to get Chuck and Joe to see a musical.

Mike teaches Kristin about work/life balance; Vanessa and Mandy school Jen on camping; Ed asks Kyle how to get into heaven.

After Mike's beloved truck is stolen, the Baxter family and friends gather together for an emotional goodbye.

Mike reluctantly invites his brother (Norm Macdonald) and father over for Thanksgiving; Sue wants to start a holiday tradition.

Frankie's holiday plans are threatened when her parents come to stay with the family.

Axl, Sue and Brick resist when Mike and Frankie try to regain control of the household.

Mike gets mad at Frankie when she unwittingly pays $200 for eye cream; Axl cares for a mechanical infant for health class; Sue and Brick try to repair a hole in the wall.

Red helps the guys get revenge on Kelso for an April Fools' Day prank involving superglue; Donna misses her mother.

After Red and Kitty go out of town, a cheerleader agrees to date Eric as long as he picks her up in the Corvette.

The gang throws Hyde a birthday party despite his protests; Kelso, Donna and Eric look for the perfect present.

Eric crashes Donna and Casey's rendezvous at a motel in order to prevent her from doing something she may regret.

The high-school's overbearing music teacher (Roger Daltrey) prepares the gang for the annual choral concert.

Eric can't get over Donna, so he confronts Casey (guest star Luke Wilson), who just plans to use her and move on.

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Cheryl claims to like men who aren't afraid to cry, but when Jim bursts into tears after a movie, she is surprised to find herself turned off by his sensitivity.

When Cheryl cooks for Dana and her boyfriend, she lets him believe that Dana actually did the cooking.

A fire at Ben's hardware store causes a major setback for the family; Becky feels enormous pressure to help every single patient at her mental health facility internship.

Dan achieves a major financial milestone, making him reconsider his belief in the Conners' curse; Mark finds out some news that causes him to reevaluate his future.

When word gets out that Bob and Abishola might be trying to have a baby, the expectations from family, friends and employees start to take a toll on the couple.

Bob, Douglas and Christina try to get Dottie to make a will; Abishola and Kemi's friendship is tested after Abishola catches Kemi in a lie.

The Taylor family stays at a resort for the wedding of Jill's (Patricia Richardson) cousin. With Tim Allen.

Tim (Tim Allen) must choose between his career and friendship when his new boss (guest star Charlie Robinson) wants to ax Al (Richard Karn).

Tim (Tim Allen) joins Jill's (Patricia Richardson) literary group when he feels threatened by her male classmate.

Jill's (Patricia Richardson) surprise 40th birthday party may be ruined by her search for a piano from her youth. With Tim Allen.

When Cheryl decides to remodel the bathroom, Jim insists that it include a stainless-steel toilet that talks.

Cheryl asks Jim to put the kids' artwork in storage, but he disposes of it elsewhere, thinking Cheryl will not notice.

Jim agrees to go to a couples' seminar, hoping Cheryl will reciprocate by letting him go on a fishing trip with Andy.

Jim develops a friendship with Dana's new boyfriend, despite the fact that the guy dumped Cheryl years ago.

Mike surprises everyone by suggesting Ryan become the coach for Boyd's hockey team; Vanessa doesn't understand why Eve is doing poorly in chemistry.

Mike asks the family to help get ready for Christmas in order to take the pressure off a stressed-out Vanessa.

Mike and Vanessa try to get Eve to join their teams for their annual college alumnae 5K race; Ed hires his girlfriend to be a hostess at the restaurant.

Mike tries to cheer Eve up by showing her different career options; a car mechanic (Jay Leno) yields a surprising amount of influence; Kristin feels like she no longer has anything in common with Mandy.

Sue and Brick try to get Frankie the best Mother's Day gift ever, a trip to London for a royal wedding; Axl is offered a job interview that could change his life.

Frankie makes it her mission to sway Axl from taking the job in Denver; Sue is depressed over Sean leaving for Ghana; Brick buys a huge amount of lawn chairs to replace the one he's been using for nine years.

The family takes a road trip to Denver, where Axl will start his new job -- and new life -- away from home.

The family takes a road trip to Denver, where Axl will start his new job -- and new life -- away from home.

Tim enlists the help of his brother to build his Christmas display; Jill tries to help her visiting parents.

Brad's paper route interferes with schoolwork, but he is afraid to quit.

Tim can't think of a reason for selling his hot rod, except money; Randy tries to distance himself from Jill.

Tim throws a Super Bowl party while Jill is bedridden with the flu.

Mike sets Mandy up with Kyle, one of his employees; Kyle accidentally meets Kristin instead; Mike given new responsibilities at work.

Against Mike's wishes, the rest of the family decides to baby-proof the house; Mike thinks Mandy should get a job delivering pizza.

When Mike's behavior at Grandparents Day gets his grandson kicked out of preschool, he is forced to take the child to work with him; Vanessa tries to look more youthful.

Mike feels let down when his daughters aren't into celebrating Halloween with him the way they used to.

In preparation for the upcoming Super Bowl, Brick studies football; Mr. Ehlert asks Frankie to accompany him to a managerial seminar.

Frankie is happy when Axl asks her to help him choose a present for his mysterious new girlfriend; Mike accidentally embarrasses Brick; Sue tries to find the guy she kissed during a hayride.

Frankie intends to find a suitable friend for Brick; Sue sneaks into an R-rated movie with her friend Carly; Axl and his band covertly shoot footage of their biology teacher (Kristin Cavallari) for their music video.

Everything that can go wrong does when the Heck family embarks on a trip to New York.

Red and Kitty arrange an intervention to let Donna and Casey know that their love life is affecting friends and family.

Kelso falls for a California girl (Jessica Simpson) while on the West Coast with Donna; Eric decides to follow Donna to California, leaving the gang to cover for him.

Bob enrolls Donna in a parochial school to punish her for running away, and Eric objects until he sees Donna's sexy schoolgirl uniform.

Red acts like a child after Kitty tells him she's pregnant; Hyde tries to break the news to Kelso that he's dating Jackie.

A battle of wits between Hyde and Kelso deteriorates into a wrestling match; Kitty goes to her first doctor's appointment for her pregnancy.